packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
when you spot that person you hate
George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Completely uninterested in romantic attachments but totally down for a pizza.
imagine your OTP just sleeping in the same bed.
no kissing, no sex, no words.
Just the sound of their relaxed breaths and just the slight touch of their hands, feeling so warm and safe sleeping next to the one they love..
Now imagine that one of them snores
welcome to art school
i love it, because…we’re like, hopefully, maybe, we might get some non-binary representation? and wtnv was like, no. not just a small amount of representation. not some “maybe that’s it there in the distance if i squint and use my imagination” kind of representation. you get GIANT NON-BINARY REPRESENTATION. literally.
so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO
reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
ppl to put your trust in completely: hagrid, mcgonagall, luna.