Teeth Like A Military Cemetery

goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home


cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

posted 1 hour ago via 2460ugh · originally cyanblur
26,549 notes
#lol

pk-spankety:

when you spot that person you hate

#me

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.


memorizingthedigitsofpi:

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Completely uninterested in romantic attachments but totally down for a pizza.



lemiel14n3:

togamu:

imagine your OTP just sleeping in the same bed.

no kissing, no sex, no words.

Just the sound of their relaxed breaths and just the slight touch of their hands, feeling so warm and safe sleeping next to the one they love..

Imagine that.

Now imagine that one of them snores

posted 2 hours ago via kingstarlord · originally togamu
31,319 notes

brownkitten:

welcome to art school

brownkitten:

welcome to art school


steptwowtnv:

i love it, because…we’re like, hopefully, maybe, we might get some non-binary representation? and wtnv was like, no. not just a small amount of representation. not some “maybe that’s it there in the distance if i squint and use my imagination” kind of representation. you get GIANT NON-BINARY REPRESENTATION. literally. 

posted 2 hours ago via spoopycecil · originally steptwowtnv
381 notes

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

image

image

image


expels:

reblog if your sleep schedule is completely messed up and you don’t give a hickity heck

posted 2 hours ago via spoopycecil · originally expels
57,157 notes

  • Norway: Denmark is a piece of shit.
  • Someone Else: Denmark is a piece of shit
  • Norway: What the fuck did you just say.

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]


arihcucurumbe:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Thank YOu!

arihcucurumbe:

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Thank YOu!

posted 4 hours ago via angeoltaire · originally jadelyn
106,530 notes

queermarauders:

ppl to put your trust in completely: hagrid, mcgonagall, luna.